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PostSubject: Fred & the officer   Fred & the officer I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 29, 2011 2:50 pm

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.



'Fred,' he replies.



'Fred what?' the officer asks.



'Just Fred,' the ma n responds.



The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.



The ma n tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'



The biker replies, 'It's a long story so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.



When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'



The officer walked away in tears laughing!
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