Smokin ciggy's handbook

Smoked pot is so retarded she needs a handbook to remind herself of how to ru(i)n nopaypoker. just few main points of her handbook she reads every hour.

1. Im greatest , every one else sucks and is dumb.

2. all mods must kiss my ass, anyone which doesnt do so has to be fired with immediate effect.

3. any mod getting more popular than me and threatening my position should be fired immediately.

4. everyone loves me cause im the best

5. anyone trying to create a positive attitude in lobby with jokes should be warned unless its pukie or drooly

6. the extent of rules drooly can break is directly proportional to the time he licks my ass.

7. when all else fails, lie lie . of course everyone will believe me cos im greatest and the best.

8. any attempt to spy on other members should not be wasted this includes (but not limited to ) reading personal messages, using other forums , facebook and spies.

9. anyone who doesnt realise they are in lobby meant for kindergarten kids should be booted with immediate effect.

10. any mod trying to use reason and logic instead of following my golden rules should be fired.

11. get my rules checked and edited by a 4 year old kid in neighborhood every week.

12. any post/blog which doesnt hav " i love nopaypoker " in it should be deleted as soon as noticed.

13. the members dont need to know whts happening, this might result in bad publicity. just make up a nice story and tell them. of course they'll believe it cos its coming from me.

14. anyone whos not sucking up , is not a potential mod or ass licker should be ignored to whatever extent in lobby as possible. these people have no future in my perfect world.

15. im greatest, phew

16. try to act as friendly as possible to new people who have desire to work as mods for free. geez its too tough being all friendly and nice ughhhh

17. who cares if mods dont get paid and are just working for the fun of it or of pure devotion to site , i should get my full playtime satisfaction

18. we have a great team, greatness in team is directly proportional to me

19. who cares if freed rates were halved cos npp has apparently less revenue due to recession's super late hit but pukie should get to run his shitty radio getting peak 10 listeners.

20. did i say im the greatest, i keep forgetting my awesomeness

21, anyone who can provide favors in real life can break rules now and then. its worth gettin the goodies

22. anyone who is smart and can win against me in argument with logic should be booted immediately. all threat should be eliminated.

23. if i cant control a situation, just boot 2-3 new people. scare the others and take control.

24. anyone trying to reveal my lies and true nature must have his account blocked immediately. if word gets out, who'll give my useless ass job and i'll lose all my ass lickers.

25. NPP is alive and surviving cos of me, without my greatness it wudna hav reached this high.

26. Dont forget to breathe while in awe of my awesomeness
**********************************************************************

OMGGGG that's HER 100% & it isn'tmyimagination hahahaha!

Smoked pot=SmokinHott hahahaha Love it!

Have Only 1 Thing To Say To This Post.... REVEAL YOURSELF!!! I Must Know The Face Behind This Cleverly Witty Mind

looooool so true but u forgot to add don't forget to breathe

<<< SmokedPot, tell grace, real funny, jeeze, grow up!
She preached the word of God, are you serious?, I would be ashamed!
That truly was a eror, my apologys
error*— Alexi Fr, Friday, March 18, 2011 9:16 PM


Now seriously, look at all these post I made on here with my OWN Name, why wouldn't I take the credit for such clever writing as "The Smoked Pot" post.

LOL then she says she sent it in error, duhhhh dumb ass why must you lie so much!

Besides Idiot, I don't "preach" the word of God, I believe in him ohhh YES I DO!!
It's obvious, the only thing you worship is your lovely Dooodooane. I won't even get into the "ashamed" comment, YOU know dam well what you did! LMAO

AmmazingG wrote:

[color=red]<<< SmokedPot, tell grace, real funny, jeeze, grow up!

to smoked pot

no surprise u cudnt guess who made that post, for some1 big headed like u who thinks u are right everytime.
ur eyes are covered by your fake pride

grow up, lmao
seems a bit of too much gibberish from ur 4 year old brain who can only understand cheap baby games u play in lobby and behind
maybe way beyond ur comprehension, huh???

and P.S. - theres more to come, so stay tuned u can laugh more at ur sick personality then

i'd like to take credit for this post buttttttttttttttttttt i wouldn't be so nice.

OMG Rock, lets have your version! hehehehe