River rat

Dashing through nopay
In a rat express
O'er the tables we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making flops bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A poker song tonight

Oh, river rat, river rat
River all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In the rat express
River rat, river rat
river all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In the rat express

A day or two ago
I thought I'd make a joke
And soon Miss hottie
Was seated by my side
The rat was lean and stank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a heads up
And then we got booted

Oh, river rat, river rat
River all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In the rat express
River rat, river rat
river all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In the rat express

Oh, river rat, river rat
River all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In the rat express
River rat, river rat
river all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In the rat express

Lets all go to walmart
Where hottie buys her best clothes
Tra lalala tra lalala
Lets all go to walmart
Where hottie buys her best clothes
Tra lalala tra lalala

Smokinhott, smokinhott
Fast on the boot
Smokinhott, smokinhott
Fast on the boot
Feared by the jokers
Loved by the brown nosers
Smokinhott, smokinhott, smokinhott