blonde bombshell

Smokinhott decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show duke that blondes really are
smart. While duke is off at npp moding, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after duke leaves for npp mod duties, she gets
down to the task at hand.Duke arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his smokin lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her carol are you is OK? She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

LMAOOOOOO