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PostSubject: WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS   Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:51 pm

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when Sal suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay.. . now what?"
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